Re: BAD EXCEMA

Re: BAD EXCEMA

Posted by excema face on 07/29/03 at 03:12 PM

[Read Replies]
[Reply to This Post]
[Return to RoundTable]


i was diagnosed with severe excema at the age of 99. at first i started to see my skin flake on my elbows and then on my large scrotum. it took all i had not to scratch in public, but my will power failed me and i was picked up by the new orleans police department for public indeacency last year around this time. there i was, waiting for the number 4 bus to make it’s round on ash and fourth, and i couldn’t resist the itch. i dropped trou, and began scratching feverishly at my testicles. it felt so good to scratch. i was so caught up in scratching that i didn’t realize that the bus had been parked in front of the stop for about two minutes. everyone was starring at me, some were laughing. i made an old woman throw up. the bus driver called the police, and i was detained for 3 days. excema ruined my love life, and my chance at ever having my own children’s show on pbs. i’ll be 101 in 6 more days, and i wish someone would just kill me.


Replies
Posted By # Date & Time

Re: Re: BAD EXCEMA
randm 0 01/06/05 01:07 AM

Re: Re: BAD EXCEMA
alex 0 12/14/04 12:10 PM

Re: Re: BAD EXCEMA
sonker 0 05/01/04 01:56 AM

Re: Re: BAD EXCEMA
phscyo 0 04/29/04 02:57 AM

Re: Re: BAD EXCEMA
Caroline 1 09/04/03 02:05 PM

Re: Re: BAD EXCEMA
Valerie 2 07/30/03 04:41 PM


Submit Your Reply
Your Name
Your Email
Topic
Message